I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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