Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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