He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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