Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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