I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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