What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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