Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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