I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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