The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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