He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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