I'm really into asian looking animals
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Randomize
