I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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