So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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