Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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