matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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