omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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