He uses pillows to masturbate.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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