So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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