I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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