Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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