Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Do vagina's smell?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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