are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She told me I should be a condom model.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
