So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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