I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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