I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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