He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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