he referred to my room as the tit cave...
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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