You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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