We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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