Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
