I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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