I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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