Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
