fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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