weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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