I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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