After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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