hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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