Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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