whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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