Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
