that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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