I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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