Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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