you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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