The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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