omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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