so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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