Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I have post one night stand depression
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