I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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