whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
