chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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