all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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