ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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