What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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