in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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