At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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