I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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i've created a new STD.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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